Description
This is Maxwell House House Blend in Keurig K-Cup format, sold as an 84 count box, described as a medium roast. Beyond those facts, this listing is the most badly damaged record in this catalogue and the honest thing to do is say so before saying anything else, because a buyer relying on the page as published would be misled about the most basic detail of all.
What can be established is modest. It is Maxwell House, one of the oldest coffee brands in the United States and now part of Kraft Heinz. It is the House Blend, which is the brand’s standard medium roast rather than one of its darker or decaffeinated lines. It comes as 84 pods, which is a mid to large box by the standards of the pod category. Everything else on the page is either missing or wrong.
The Price Field Is Not a Price
The price recorded on this listing is 317,431,740.38 dollars. That is not a typographical error, a currency conversion or a decimal in the wrong place. It is three hundred and seventeen million dollars for a box of coffee pods, and it is what the importer captured when it read the page.
The most likely explanation is that the scraper matched a number that was not a price at all, perhaps a page identifier, a review count aggregate or a tracking value, and wrote it into the price field. Whatever the source, the figure carries no information about what the product costs. For context, comparable 84 to 96 count boxes from competing brands on this site sell for between 38 and 50 dollars, which puts a realistic price per pod somewhere in the 45 to 60 cent range, but that is inference from the category rather than anything this page states.
The Description Field Contains Page Code
The manufacturer description on this listing is not a description. It is a fragment of the source page’s own script, beginning with a call to load a set of error message strings and continuing with a location manager configuration referencing a grocery store name and a detail page type.
What that means in plain terms is that the importer captured the machinery of the web page rather than its content. The strings it recorded are the messages a shopper would see if a delivery address failed to update, which have nothing to do with coffee. There are no manufacturer bullets on this page at all: no taste description, no roast statement, no sourcing claim, no certification and no recyclability guidance.
The product title carries the same fingerprint. It reads Amazon.com: Maxwell House House Blend Medium Roast K-Cup Coffee Pods, 84 ct Box, with the site name and colon still attached. That prefix is part of the browser page title rather than the product name, which confirms that the record was built from the page’s own title tag rather than from a product data feed.
What Is Missing Entirely
There is no specification block. Where every other pod listing in this catalogue carries at least five fields covering brand, item form, flavour, caffeine content and roast level, this one carries none of them. There is no manufacturer field, so the record does not even name Kraft Heinz or Maxwell House as the maker.
There is no weight, no dimensions, no country of origin, no date first available, no bean type and no dose per pod. There is no kosher certification, no sustainability statement and no recyclability guidance, all three of which the competing brands in this category state as a matter of course. The site’s own highlight text mentions recyclable pods and compatibility with all Keurig brewers, but nothing on the underlying record supports either claim, so both should be treated as unverified.
What a Maxwell House Medium Roast Is Likely to Be
With no manufacturer text to draw on, the honest approach is to describe the category rather than invent detail. House Blend is Maxwell House’s flagship medium roast and it has been sold in ground form for decades. Coffee at this price point and this scale is typically a blend rather than a single origin, and unlike several competitors in this category, Maxwell House does not universally claim 100 percent Arabica across its range.
Nothing states the dose per pod either, which across the category runs between nine and twelve grams. That figure matters because the machine varies only the water, so an 84 pod box brewed at 12 ounces a cup delivers a materially weaker drink than the same box brewed at 8 ounces, and the difference is entirely down to a button rather than the coffee.
That last point is worth flagging because it changes the cup. Blends including Robusta are heavier, more bitter and higher in caffeine than pure Arabica, and that profile is a large part of what people recognise as traditional American canned coffee. Whether this particular product is all Arabica is not something this listing establishes, and buyers who care should check the packaging rather than the page.
How to Buy Something Whose Listing Is Broken
The practical advice on a record like this is short. Verify the price before ordering, since the figure shown here is meaningless. Verify the count, since 84 is stated only in the title. Check the box itself for the bean type, the kosher mark and the recyclability instruction, all of which Maxwell House prints on packaging even though none of it appears here.
It is also worth asking whether you need this specific product. Several brands in the same category publish complete listings at similar counts and comparable prices, including the McCafe Premium Roast 96 count and the Folgers Classic Roast case, both of which occupy the same traditional American medium roast territory and both of which tell you what you are buying.
Who It Suits and Who Should Look Elsewhere
This suits someone who already drinks Maxwell House House Blend, knows exactly what it tastes like, and simply wants it in pod form. For that buyer the missing information is not really missing, because they are not relying on the page to tell them anything. Eighty four pods is around three months for a single daily drinker, and the brand’s consistency over decades is the reason people buy it. Households wanting the same familiar profile with a properly documented listing will find it in the Dunkin Original Blend pods, which state their contents even if they cost more per cup.
It suits you poorly if you are choosing between brands on the strength of what the listings say, because this one says nothing usable and one thing that is flatly wrong. It suits you poorly if bean type, sourcing certification or recyclability affects your decision, since none is documented. And nobody should treat the price shown here as information of any kind. Anyone comparing options should read the fully documented listings elsewhere in the category first and come back to this one only if the coffee itself is the deciding factor.
